Christmas Cards from Kris... Kringle?

[Captain Hook]

Tis the Season, kiddies and I was supposed to post this a loooong time ago, but... ran out of time or somethine because I was so busy!

Anyway- I love sending out Christmas Cards and if any of you would like to receive one, please PM this account with your name and address, so I can spread some holiday cheer.

And if you DON'T celebrate Christmas, I'd be more than happy to send out a Winter or Holiday card instead.

Peace, Love, and Joy, yo!

PS. Hannah if you'd like one, I can't guarantee it'd make it across the pond in time for the 24th, but I can try! ;D

[Captain Hook]

So I should warn you that all your cards are going to be late because I can't even get home until the 16th where... sadly, all my cards are! GAJGAOERJI;OJASDFJ;SDJFOSERIJWTJ

I'm sorry!!!! But if I scrape together some extra dough this year, perhaps I can fastforward them to you and have them delivered over night.

[Donald Duck]

Just got your Christmas card, and it was very sweet. Thank you so much, Kris. It meant so much to me.

Your handwriting is very pretty!

[Anita Radcliffe]

You're welcome, Joe.

If the rest of you can let me know when you get your cards, that'd be great. I just want to know how long it takes for me to send out mail to everyone.

[George Darling]

I've not received anything from you yet.

[Wendy]

Well I know it got sent out. Just wait, it'll arrive at some point. I did send them later than planned.

[George Darling]

Got it today.

Thank you, Kris - this was just what I needed!

*Places on shrine surrounded by burning candles, along with toenail clippings and a discarded soda can. Begins to pray*

And yes; there's always Mexico.