[Dream League] The Ultimate Crimefighter [Mark 2]

[Cold Shadow]

Cookie, from Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Scrooge McDuck/The Masked Mallard decides to hire on a resident chef for the Dream League. Ever the penny-pinching tightwad, he hires a rather atrocious chef indeed.

Cookie, screaming from inside the kitchen: "RUINED!"
*Everyone rushes in to see what happened*
Sunshine: "Cookie, what's wrong?!"
Cookie: "My... my dishes! Someone dun ruined 'em!"
Duckworth, scowling: "I washed them."
Cookie: "Years worth of built-up flavor... all gone to waste." *Cookie sobs into his arm. Dreamchild pats his shoulder to try and comfort him*

[Sunshine]

That character is a gigantic plot hole. How the hell did he get hired?

[Justice, The Cloaked Cavalier]

Maybe he was a personal friend of Old Thaddeus Thatch.