Mechnician
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Miss Fix-It
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Post by Mechnician on Jul 29, 2011 17:50:32 GMT -8
I think the old "best quotes" thread got lost in the merger. Is it okay to start a new one?
'Cause I really liked this from Goofy's app:
Mortal Enemy: Gravity.
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Mayor Clarabelle Cow
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"Vote for Clarabelle Cow! Can't go wrong with Cow!"
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Post by Mayor Clarabelle Cow on Jul 31, 2011 5:31:58 GMT -8
This Duck Avenger post about Savage from "Broken Doll" never fails to make me laugh, and I love the imagery:
"Man, was he such a huge contrast with Savage! They really were two completely different beings. One brutal, the other bookish; one affable with a penchant for knowledge, the other penchant for snapping a femur in half and using it as drumsticks on a drum set, part of an apocalyptic rock band of chaos and destruction. Okay, okay, Duck Avenger didn't know Savage that much, and wasn't sure Savage did stuff like that... and he intended to keep it that way. Ignorance is bliss, and so is keeping femurs intact!"
I love this Daisy post as well:
"Dog carcass in alley. Investigated further and found he was just drunk. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are an extended asylum and the asylum is full of loons and when the cells are finally full up, all the normal people will be overwhelmed. The hordes of heroes and villains will tear the city apart, and all those caught in the crossfire will look up and shout “save us!”...
...and I’ll totally write a Pulitzer-winning article about it."
Watch out, Stone Phillips! Here comes Daisy Duck, super reporter! XD
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Post by The Twin Fangs on Nov 20, 2011 7:46:51 GMT -8
From "The Broken Doll" thread: "Duck Avenger sprinted to the kid and attempted to pull him away from Sally. His voice was annoyed but restrained; he didn't want to be too loud. "That's right, she's a zombie. But she's a special kind'a zombie. She's a zombie that infects you if you tell anyone else about her. Keep it a secret and you'll be safe! Can you do that for humanity, kid?"
It was a stretch, but it was better than punching the kid in the face, knocking him out cold. That would've been hard to explain to Chief O'Hara. And the kid's parents. And the lawyers--yeah, it was better this way."
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Dreamchild
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The Dream Come True
"Open your mind..."
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Post by Dreamchild on Nov 20, 2011 19:05:40 GMT -8
D'aw, shucks!
Further proof that Collin is my fetish: "Good morning! I woke up earlier than usual this morning to work on that medicine for Dreamchild. This time I'm pretty sure I got it..." He looked down at his feet sheepishly, then glanced over toward the duck hero. "Is she terribly upset that the last one turned her hair blue? It should wear off some time today..." He asked in an embarrassed tone. He wished he could have consulted his master for guidance in what he had done wrong, but Howl had been missing for several days, leaving Markl and Calcifer to their own devices. It was a fairly common occurrence, actually. The last medicinal potion hadn't gone as he had hoped; no, not in the least. And he had promised Dreamchild, still as sick as ever, that he would produce a new potion for her, which he now held in his hand. --Tranquil Dominion
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Quiverwing Quack
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"The Hero who gives crooks the shaft!"
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Post by Quiverwing Quack on Jun 9, 2012 11:54:46 GMT -8
- Quackerjack, "Steamboat Dream League"
I laughed when I read this; very clever!
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Quackerjack
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Making crime fun
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Post by Quackerjack on Jun 11, 2012 14:55:39 GMT -8
Wow! That first post by Morgana is high-quality stuff!! But this one metaphor really stood out:
'...tears of wax...' Beautiful!
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