Dreamchild
Dream League Admin
The Dream Come True
"Open your mind..."
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Post by Dreamchild on Oct 11, 2011 18:54:14 GMT -8
- There will always be police chiefs who warmly embrace vigilantes.
- Politely requesting criminals to stop their illegal activities never actually stops said criminals.
- Pants are always more elastic than shirts.
- It's okay for a 12-year-old to wear shape-defining, tight spandex, but actual adults with developed bodies shun them.
- A feral child can have perfectly symmetrical and white teeth, a well-shaved body, and speak fluent English.
- Fat people are evil.
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The Masked Mallard
Dream League Member
Luck Of The Duck
The Gentleman's Crimefighter
Posts: 84
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Post by The Masked Mallard on Oct 11, 2011 20:01:24 GMT -8
- Touching a meteor will totally give you superpowers, though what kind you get are completely random.
- Young girls and boys and grown men who aren't involved in any romantic relationships can hang out together. It's not creepy or anything.
- Old people and baby animals are all capable of kicking ass.
- If you're blonde, about 12-years old, psychic, and British, watch out. Murphy's law will always be in effect for you.
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Savage
Dream League Member
Don't get him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry...
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Post by Savage on Oct 16, 2011 8:17:33 GMT -8
Let's not forgot, guys -- Old Yeller dies in the end. Seriously: - Going inside the spooky, purportedly haunted house isn't good for your health. Yes, even if you're a superhero.
- If you're single and looking for a date, then pay a visit to your nearest national park. You can run into women asleep on the ground or freely roaming around.
- If you find a mouse in your home, don't kill it. It might be a superhero!
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Dreamchild
Dream League Admin
The Dream Come True
"Open your mind..."
Posts: 206
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Post by Dreamchild on Oct 16, 2011 12:58:42 GMT -8
- The next time you see a bear, give it a BIG HUG!!!
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Sunshine
Dream League Member
The Ray of Hope
"I don't want to hurt you, but I will if you don't stop. ... Will you please stop?"
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Post by Sunshine on May 12, 2012 3:20:17 GMT -8
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