Post by The Wastelander on Dec 30, 2011 18:28:34 GMT -8
The Wastelander Begins
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit lived in hard times. Corporate scum were ruling everything else with their dirty money when, in the grand scheme of things, they were nothing but scurvy little spiders. There was only one thing in Oswald's life that made him forget about this injustice. That one thing was Ortensia, the love of his life. One dark night, after seeing a production of Phantom of the Opera, Oswald was walking Ortensia home from the theater. Suddenly, a thug appeared with a gun and tried to rob them. Oswald kicked the thug in the nuts and they ran. The thug eventually caught up and tried to shoot Oswald, but Ortensia moved into the line of fire and took the bullet. The thug ran off and Oswald tried to get the police to help find him. The police, however, were bribed by local corporate big wig, Charles Mintz, to stop investigations. Oswald swore, from that day on, that whatever the government won't do, he would. And thus, The Wastelander was born.