I seriously regret not continuing "To Catch a Predator." Guess my role-playing muse death was starting to show even then.
Heffy and I initially agreed to one joke in role-play. At some point Bongo would enter, and Chris Hansen would ask him, "Is it true you sleep with Dreamchild?" He'd nod innocently yet happily. Chris would press further, "Did you like those moments?" Again, Bongo would nod ecstatically. Yeah. Not too subtle joke. lol I don't remember exactly what ending I had in mind, but I knew it would've been extremely bizarre and surreal. For example, after the thread's peak Chris probably would have unzipped himself to reveal Danny DeVito or something. And then Dreamchild would enter and, being the cause of all of it, would unzip herself to reveal a flamingo with buck teeth, a a beard, and human hands with faint blood circling the wrists. Then the two would've started dancing, aaaaaaand anything after that would've been left up to the players. Hey! I
said it would've been nonsensical, didn't I?
*Sigh* Some of my favorite threads.
Thank you, Nicole. I'm flattered you liked those threads.
Well, Aurora and San is probably the most unexpected crack friendship ever I ever happened upon, but it actually paid off very hugely, in my opinion. When Heffy first created San, I immediately thought up the absolute strangest way to greet her. So I sent out Tony and Joe from
Lady and the Tramp. That thread is hilariously weird to ready, even to this day. lol But then I thought, "What if a more serious character met San? A girl who lives in the forest? A girl who probably could earn San's trust?" That's when I thought: Briar Rose.
The rest is pretty much history. Aurora and San's friendship blossomed. There were a lot of other ideas I had for Aurora, some premature, others more ready to go. So here are some.
Most of
Sleeping Beauty was planned to be retold in Fantasmic Kingdom, but with some serious twists. Briar Rose would've befriended more than just one friend (Phillip). San was another, Simba would've been another. Zummi could've been another, I think I remember very brief suggestions about him. I would've thrown in Donald, too; he was planned to be in this long gestating idea (since 2008) Well, those new friends could've been present when Briar Rose was revealed to be a princess.
Actually, Moony played Simba first, then Heffy took over. I forgot who it was, but they suggested Simba probably would've suggested Briar Rose to not return to her kingdom, and instead live "hakuna matata." Aurora, though heartbroken and depressed, declines the offer because, despite all the pain, she has to do what's best for her kingdom. As much as she wants her true love, she can't run away from her role. (Though she is by no means thrilled by it.) I imagine this might've either helped Simba realize his own strayed path or guilt tripped him like crazy, but hey. lol
They all could've followed her and the fairies to the castle, and be there to chase the hypnotized Aurora, but, like in the film, they would've been blocked by Maleficent.
Here's a serious difference from the movie. Aurora's hypnotism would've been broken just to Maleficent could taunt her.
Aurora: "What...?! What happened? Where am I?!" *she hears the muffled voices of her friends* "I'M IN HERE!!"
Maleficent: "It's hopeless, Princess."
Aurora, gasping and pivoting to find two yellow eyes staring at her: "Who are you?!"
Maleficent, stepping from the shadows to reveal herself: "You foolish, infantile girl. You are nary worth the anguish you've put me through."
Aurora: "... Y-you're Maleficent."
Maleficent: "For sixteen long years you've agonized me. For sixteen years I've searched for you. I compliment those deplorable 'aunts' of yours for being somewhat competent this whole time. Fortunately, I've caught you before dusk's end."
Aurora: "Why? Why did you do this to my kingdom? My parents... everyone. They've all suffered."
Maleficent, approaching her: "Your complaints are unjustified compared to my frustration!"
Aurora: "You forced two people to--t-to give up their baby. How could you..." *despite being terrified out of her mind, she nonetheless continues speaking, even when Maleficent stands near eye to eye.* "How can you live with yourself? How can you sleep at night?"
Maleficent: "You are correct, Your Highness. I've slept terribly the past sixteen years. But after tonight, I believe I shall sleep well. Hm, hm, hm."
Aurora: "You're a demon."
Maleficent: "Enough banter." *spinningwheel forms* "No matter what transpires, you will be cursed. Touch the spindle."
Aurora, tears streaming down her cheeks and staring at her tangible demise: "..."
Maleficent: "Touch. The. Spindle."
Aurora: "I-I will... but you have to promise me you'll not harm my friends."
Maleficent: "YOU dare bargain with me?!"
Aurora: "PROMISE ME! I'LL ONLY TOUCH IT NOW IF YOU DO!!"
Maleficent: "..." *sneer*Man, I've had this rough draft for such a confrontation in mind since 2008ish. Woooow. It feels good to finally share it
somehow! No, the could'a/should'a scene wouldn't have been that word for word, but it would've been very similar. It's really hard to quickly type up Maleficent-y dialog on the fly. lol Anyway, after THAT the pathway would've been unblocked and the friends could rush in for the scene I'm sure everyone involved would have been most excited to see: "Well, here's your precious princess!"
Donald: "I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FACE!!" *charges after Maleficent but gets thrown against the wall* "Wak!"
Yep. The reactions I would have loved to see! I forgot who suggested, Moony or Heffy, but upon hearing this idea they suggested Simba nudging the lifeless Aurora, trying to get her to move. Feels, man...
I didn't know if I would've had the three good fairies be cursed to stone at that point or not. Because I wanted the friends to be the heroes. Yes. The rest would've been total improv without any guidance from me, save for obvious plot points (they needed to get to and free Prince Phillip). The rest of the thread would've resembled more or the movie,
except near the end.
Maleficent actually survived long enough to stagger into the reunion ceremony. With black, oozy blood trickling from her stab wound and mouth, she would've gargled some final words, which basically were, "You haven't seen the last of me... I will have my revenge... Princess Aurora will DIE! BARG IM DED" and then disintegrate into black blood goop. Subtly, the knob of her scepter would flicker green but then... stop and become seemingly powerless.
After that, I had very vague ideas for possibilities. I had thoughts about Princess Aurora later visiting Simba when he reclaimed his throne. There was a tiny idea of Shere Khan passing by and being all, "Simba, you're friends with a HUMAN? I'll kill her!"
And Aurora, suddenly with Mr. T's voice, would retort, "Shut up, foo'! This isn't your jurisdiction!"
And Shere Kahn would be like, "Oh, yeah. Well, skin me alive and call me luggage!"
Yeah, that idea never really went anywhere. lol
Heffy and I did discuss some future things with San, following that big adventure. For example, in 2010 it hit me to suggest that at one point San probably could question her friendship with Aurora. He and I talked, and the basis went something like this.
[night time]
Aurora: "Good evening, San! How are you?"
San: "... Fine."
Aurora: "I... don't really have a reason to see you, but... well... do friends really need reasons to see each other?"
San: "... Rose, I've been thinking..."
Aurora: "Yes?" *happy smile*
San: "... We should probably stop seeing each other."
Aurora: "What?"
San: "..."
Aurora: "That's... a cruel joke, but--"
San: "You're a human."
Aurora: "... I am."
San: "I'm a wolf. And... I shouldn't--"
Aurora: "San... why...?"
San: "..."
Aurora: "It's true I'm a human... but so are you."
San: "No, I'm not."
Aurora: "You're human, San. You look like me--"
San: "I'm NOT a human!"
Aurora: "Then look at the stream! Look at your reflection. Why do you look more like me than a wolf?"
San: *looks at stream then angrily splashes it* "Just go away."
Aurora, trying to hug her: "San, stop it! Please--"
San, lightly HITTING her, once: "GO AWAY!!"
Aurora: "... San. Please..."
San: "I SAID GO AWAY!!"
Aurora, trying to touch her one last time: "Don't do this, please--"
San, again hitting her: "I HATE YOU!! I HATE ALL HUMANS!!"
Aurora, panting and starting to cry: "... San. I know you're lying, because if you hated me you wouldn't have joined our other friends and rescued me. I've met you so many times and you're wonderful, despite your distrust of humankind. If... if you really want me to leave you, I will. But, San... I'll always look at you as a friend."
San: "..." *cries and runs off into the night*Wait, those feels weren't enough for you? Have some more! Heffy and I had one idea
after that where San redeems herself by saving Aurora from a boar god-turned-demon. But somehow this led to San being possessed by Maleficent's dormant spirit. The possession wouldn't have taken full effect into some other thread, where Aurora and San were alone. San would've revealed herself by grinning "the way Maleficent did" and saying dead-giveaways.
Long story short... in the end, Aurora would've been stabbed and left for dead. San would've come to her senses just in time for her to realize her knife in Aurora's abdomen.
San: "No... God, why?"
Aurora: "It's... all right, San. It wasn't your fault... Maleficent--"
San: "Don't die! DON'T DIE!!"
Aurora: "San... do you remember the bird? [throwback to an older thread]"
San: "... Yes."That's right, ladies and gents! After ALL THAT WORK with the Sleeping Beauty FK Style! plot, Aurora would've eventually died! Haha!
Maleficent: "Well! This turned out better than I ever imagined."
San: "DAMN YOU!!!" *tries to kill*
Maleficent: "This was delightful, but I'll spare your life."
San: "Why?!"
Maleficent: "Because I want you to live a long... LONG life with the guilt, knowing that YOU KILLED YOUR ONLY TRUE FRIEND! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" *vanishes*WHEW. Hefferson and I had a LOT of ideas. lol I guess these less RPy, more prosey ideas were a sign that I would eventually fall into RP hiatus. Yeah...
Oh, and I never thought up an idea to resurrect Aurora. Haha. I guess she would've stayed dead. ._.
Yeah. Call her bland. Call her "pretentious." Call her "dumb." Call her "ditzy." Call her "flat." Call her "the worst princess ever." Be the Nostalgia Critic and chastise her to hell and back. The plain and simple truth is that
I love(d) playing as her.